…yourself off a bridge. That’s the gift the sis and bro-inlaw got the husband for his birthday. They were very eager to come watch and even brought the kids along in their fancy footwear. I wore my fancy footwear too – my Havaianas. Don’t get me wrong, I love them – I’ve got 3 pairs, but when my Achilles tendon is screaming and they’re the only shoes I can wear… for 5 days straight… I’m over them.
I had no excuse for wearing this denim shirt 3 days straight though other than I just got it and it seems to go with everything I own. I can tuck it in, belt it up, leave it open. If you don’t already own one, get one. S’all I’m sayin’. (I’d have worn it on the 4th day too if it’d passed the sniff test. It didn’t. Don’t pretend you don’t all do it.)
If you feel so inclined you can book yourself a leap of death at Highland Fling Bungee.